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By Julius Alvin

Quantity 0ne of a two-volume selection of all-time favorites is a hilariously raunchy compendium that throws political correctness to the wind and issues enjoyable at every little thing from ethnic teams to politicians..

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How can you tell a WASP household? Their TV Guide is in hardcover. Did you hear about the Puerto Rican burglar? He got so successful he stopped making housecalls. How can you tell if a WASP is a talented lover? Last time he fucked his wife, she lost her place in her book twice. " he asked . " Who always drives the hottest cars? ing they drive is stolen . How can you teU if a guy is Polish? Every Lime he walks in to an e levator, the operator says, " Basemen t. " What's the difference between a young French girl and a you ng Polish girl?

Twice a year is too much for them. What's an Irish porno film? Sixty seconds of sex and fifty-nine minutes of whiskey commercials. Why do hookers like turning a trick with an Irishman? 's a soft job. Why are Irish men like bumper stickers? They're hard to get off. How do we know rednecks are lazy? They all marry pregnant women. Why is a JAP like a prizefighter? She won't go into action until she sees a ring. Why did the msh newlyweds stay up all night? They were waiting for their sexual relations to arrive.

How do we know Adam was Irish? Who else would have stood next to a naked woman and munched on an apple? What did the Irishman say when he saw his best friend on top of h is wife? " BEST OF GROSS JOKES: VOLUME I 41 Why aren't there any [rish bisexuals? Twice a year is too much for them. What's an Irish porno film? Sixty seconds of sex and fifty-nine minutes of whiskey commercials. Why do hookers like turning a trick with an Irishman? 's a soft job. Why are Irish men like bumper stickers? They're hard to get off.

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